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theofficialstereklibrary: Top 25 Sterek Fanfiction ↳By Any Other Name by entanglednow - Oneshot | 33090 | NC-17 He doesn’t know his name, he doesn’t know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he’s on the run with. But he’s pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it. “I think you are,” Derek says grudgingly. “What?” Stiles stops trying to decide if he likes his ears and looks at him. “My - ” Derek stops and pulls a face. “I think we’re together.” He shakes his head, as if whatever he’s feeling is hard to explain. “You feel almost familiar, everything else - the idea of anyone else coming close to me is - it makes me want to break something. You, you’re non-threatening, you’re like a vibration under the skin, all tones of motion and enthusiasm, and you’re - good.” The frown slips away, as if he’d found the word he was struggling for. Good? Stiles supposes he can live with that. “So does that mean you - do you find me attractive?” He can’t believe he actually asked that, once it’s out. But he does genuinely want to know. He’s trying to piece together what the hell is going on, and if they’re together then Derek must at least find him a little attractive, right? Also, it’ll be a huge ego boost if the answer’s yes. Derek throws him a pointed look. “I did, before I knew you were underage.”

theofficialstereklibrary:

Top 25 Sterek Fanfiction

↳By Any Other Name by  - Oneshot | 33090 | NC-17

He doesn’t know his name, he doesn’t know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he’s on the run with. But he’s pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.

“I think you are,” Derek says grudgingly.

“What?” Stiles stops trying to decide if he likes his ears and looks at him.

“My - ” Derek stops and pulls a face. “I think we’re together.” He shakes his head, as if whatever he’s feeling is hard to explain. “You feel almost familiar, everything else - the idea of anyone else coming close to me is - it makes me want to break something. You, you’re non-threatening, you’re like a vibration under the skin, all tones of motion and enthusiasm, and you’re - good.” The frown slips away, as if he’d found the word he was struggling for.

Good? Stiles supposes he can live with that.

“So does that mean you - do you find me attractive?” He can’t believe he actually asked that, once it’s out. But he does genuinely want to know. He’s trying to piece together what the hell is going on, and if they’re together then Derek must at least find him a little attractive, right? Also, it’ll be a huge ego boost if the answer’s yes.

Derek throws him a pointed look.

“I did, before I knew you were underage.”


holywatered:

when you think about it fanfiction is actually amazing

there are thousands of brilliantly written novel-length stories kids wrote from their own brains about characters and shows/books/movies they love all twined into the internet and other kids read these 50k+ stories in their own time and invest themselves in it

nobody’s being paid to write it and nobody’s being told to read it, people do it because they legitimately enjoy it

that is just kind of amazing


Tips for Fanfic Writers:

piracyandgenocide:

amortaldothapproach:

  • Calling people by their names is okay and it doesn’t get old. Please don’t constantly say things like “the genius” or “the shorter man”.
  • Insinuate means to hint, or suggest (like the way that Mycroft lets you know that they will never find your body if you do not comply with his wishes). It is not something that you do physically. One can not insinuate their hand into someone’s pants, as vocabulary does not work that way.
  • Use that word correctly or I swear on all that is good in this world that I will smite you.
  • Related to the first bullet point, you needn’t resort to using bad euphemisms for genitalia. It just distracts one from the porn, and there is nothing wrong with using the word cock. (That is, unless said character hasn’t a cock. Then you’d have to find another word, of course.)
  • FORMAT. Please, please format in a way that is easy to read. If you don’t know how to format, look at the most liked stories and copy. You don’t know how many times I’ve stopped reading because it just wasn’t worth muddling through the formatting fails.

That’s all I can think of right now. Feel free to add anything I’ve missed.

  • lube

dirkstriderschoicebooty:

A lot of ero writers these days are young, and therefore virgins.  It’s difficult to write about something you don’t have personal experience with (that’s why none of my characters are smokers, for example).  As such, a lot of the same errors keep cropping up in a lot of m/m fic, transcending fandoms, and all across the world.  So, for your information, here is something you may find helpful:

Ten Facts about Anal Sex and Penises, Presented by a Dude Who Has Had Sex:

  1. Before you write, research your setting and learn medical facts about the demographic.  For example: 70% of men in the US are circumcised, regardless of religion.  And getting cut doesn’t leave a scar; it just creates something called a flayed discoloration.  This would not be anything fascinating to an American man because it’s the norm.  If anything, they would be fascinated by an uncut one.  Most American men have never seen a foreskin.
  2. Men do not require lubricant to jack off, even if they are circumcised.  Dry masturbation is not painful.  The purpose of lotion is to simulate a vagina, not to alleviate pain.  This is because the skin is not being rubbed; it is being pushed.  Try to jack off your arm and apply just enough pressure to slide the skin over the muscle, and note how it doesn’t hurt at all.
  3. Men get boners ridiculously fast and for absolutely no reason.  It may seem like a sexist exaggeration that simply looking at a boob would make a dude pop a boner, or that wearing dress slacks would do it, but it’s not.  The story about sporting a surprise spear in math class is so true, men can’t even find it funny.  Think of it as the male equivalent of getting your period in class; it’s that real and possible.  So stop writing men taking forever to get hard, or getting embarrassed when they get hard quickly.  They grew up with their hyperactive genitalia, they’re used to it, they don’t care.
  4. Do not confuse a chubby with a half-hard dick.  A chubby looks flaccid, but is swollen; it is a dick on the path to getting hard, and this is a transitory state in constant motion.  Chubbies do not leak precum; halfies do.  A “half-hard dick” is kind of a misnomer, because it has fully erected, but is not on the edge of ejaculating.  It does not look half-hard; they are not floppy.  Stop confusing these states of bonerism.
  5. The size of a flaccid dick has nothing to do with its size when erect.  Some are like Slinkies: one moment it fits in a Pez dispenser; the next you can stretch it down the block.  Others are the same size whether hard or soft.  You cannot tell if a man is a grower or a shower just by looking at a softie.
  6. If a man needs to ejaculate and is denied, the urge doesn’t just slowly ebb away.  The nuts expect to release, and when they don’t, they start screaming.  Orgasm denial is painful.  It’s an ache in the balls similar to getting kicked.  That’s what “blue balls” is. When a man’s dick is fully hard and leaking precum, he has toejaculate, or it is going to hurt.  Dudes aren’t like chicks; they can’t fuck some and then stop without release if their partner cums first.
  7. Dudes aren’t like chicks.  Therefore: The ass does not work like the vagina.  The rectum does not produce its own lubricant and will not “get easier” with continued motion; it actually gets drier because the rectal walls absorb lube.  The anus has much higher elasticity than the vagina and snaps back into place almost instantly (you don’t leak farts and butt juice for hours after a poop, do you?).
  8. Many women can fuck straight through an orgasm and cum multiple times in one round.  Men cannot marathon orgasms like that.  When a man ejaculates, he is done and goes flaccid.  In the second round, orgasm takes significantly longer to reach.  Stop writing dudes ejaculating twice in one round of sex.
  9. The Ass Doesn’t Work Like The Vagina Part 2: The rectum is largely devoid of stimulation.  You don’t feel every groove and inch of your poop as it moves, do you?  The stimulation comes from the anus and the prostate, not the rectal walls.  If the sex is bareback, the catcher will almost certainly not feel the ejaculate of the pitcher.  If the pitcher’s dong is really long, it will reach a point where the catcher feels like their entire belly is full of dick, the way you feel bloated when you have a big poop.
  10. You have to be really, really turned on for anal sex to work.  The anus is not one o-ring, but two, spaced about half an inch apart, and the inner o-ring is involuntary; it is always clenched unless you are about to poop (that is why farts make noise).  The only way that inner ring relaxes is if a flux of hormones makes your lower abdominal muscles relax; in other words, you have to be so turned on your ass forgets to stay shut.  This is why undrugged anal rape is so difficult.  Consensual, heat-of-the-moment anal sex is not painful at all.

Ultimate Writing Resource List

thelastrplord:

a massively extended version of ruthlesscalculus’ post

General Tips

Character Development

Female Characters

Male Characters

Tips for Specific Characters

Dialogue

Point of View

Plot, Conflict, Structure and Outline

Setting & Worldbuilding

Creativity Boosters* denotes prompts

Revision & Grammar

Tools & Software

Specific Help


PODFIC - how have i not discovered these earlier?!?!?!?! 80k word sterek fic… oh hello 8 hours of work


writing specific characters - advice

referenceforwriters:


How to write a kiss

referenceforwriters:


Fic Rec: I couldn’t ship it first, but then I read this

We Might Be Radioactive by

Pairing: Bruce Banner/Peter Parker
Warnings: Underage
Words: 48,720 | 9 Chapters
Summary: Peter misses his chance at saving the world alongside the Avengers, but he’s not out. When he scales Stark Tower hoping to meet Tony (and possibly secure a seat on the team) he instead meets Bruce, who has taken up a temporary residence while he continues his Hulk research. The two bond over science-y things, but between Bruce’s dry spell, Peter’s teen hormones, and the secret identities they’re still coming to grips with themselves, it doesn’t take long for things to get complicated.


  • Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
  • Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

random-fem-slashness:

*le sigh* Perfect fic is perfect.

Not Far to Go

Author: skintightsocks

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Brittana

Summary: Santana had spent a lot of time searching her soul and embracing her feelings and all that bullshit, which really just meant that she had spent the first few weeks of summer…


Brittana Fic Rec List (Completed Fics)

shellv5:


CANON:

A Real Date - Santana asks Brittany out on a date. Brittany says yes. They go on the most adorable date of all time. Set in the summer after season 2.

If My Heart Was A Compass - Santana Lopez has a plan. A three-point plan. A really fucking efficient three-point plan that’s going to get her the hell out of Ohio. This is her story.

Influence - Brittany has spent most of her life being what people want or need her to be, and nothing more. She realizes that this isn’t working, and decides to do something about it.

Lake Hope - On the last weekend of summer, Brittany convinces Santana to come camping with her. For both bad reasons and good, it’s a trip neither of them will ever forget.

Must Be Felt - Starts out in season one explaining how Santana fell for her best friend.

Summer Memories - A summer in Los Angeles changes Brittany and Santana’s relationship. Set senior year and summer before.

Try Not Caring - Quinn is wondering about things and why she suddenly cares so much about everything. Maybe she’ll do something about the things that are bothering her lately. - Mostly her insight on Brittana and their friendship…



FUTURE:

Charmed - Santana loses her charm bracelet and as she retraces her steps to find it she relives the moments with Brittany that led to each charm. Sequel: Trains and Sewing Machines

Curve Of The Earth - It’s been 2 years, 1 month and 6 days since Santana proposed. It’s taken 2 years, 1 month and 7 days for Santana to learn to live with herself again.

It’s A Nice Day For A White Wedding - Set in the future. There’s a wedding in a couple of months. Not fluff, more angst. Sequel: Flashbacks

Never Say Goodbye - Santana runs into Puck after she’d decided to cut herself off from the world.

Reactions - Brittany knew Santana, probably as well as she knew herself. But if there was one thing, one part about her wife she’d never quite wrapped her head around, it was her reaction.

The World Is A Stage - Sort of AU/Future fic, the lives of Santana and Brittany in their early twenties.

The Worth Of Reputation - Santana is the true HBIC of McKinley. She makes things happen and is in total control of the entire school. Brittany teaches her, though, that she can’t control everything.

They Say Bad Things Happen For A Reason - Even now, after six months, the only thing she wants to do is call Brittany. Make sure she’s okay, hear her voice, see her face, feel the blood pumping through her veins. She wants all those things and she’s stuck hearing about it from Quinn.

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Changing Points of View | Pre-series, featuring Teddy’s mother and their origins. Incredible and lengthy, so… love it.

An Illusion | Don’t thank me for this. It’s heart wrenching and the idea behind it is pretty frightening. BONUS, watch this afterwards if you want to add pain to your pain.

Mister Teacher | My favourite out of the bunch; not just because I have a huge teacher kink, I promise. AU featuring Billy as the smitten college student and Teddy as the object of his affection, and Tommy’s teacher.

Easter Egg Hunting | A very good, if not brief, bit of smut.

Look Where We Land | My two favourites AUs are as follows: Teachers and band. This satisfies the latter. Endless thanks to the lovely Char for introducing me to this. It’s extremely well-written and god damn, those band AUs, man.

The Common Issue | Another by riko. A lawyer AU fashioned after the quick wit and homoeroticism of ‘Suits’. She also took the liberty of using super-correct law lingo, so… enjoy the accuracy of this one.

Parenting | A 2-part series where Billy’s parents find out about him differently than in the comics. As always, the Kaplan spouses are a+, making this a very fluffy fic.

Teenage Wastland | I’ve gushed about this one before. It’s spectacularly written, but it was never finished. Don’t deprive yourself, though - It is fucking good. Spoilers if you didn’t read the Young Avengers Special. 

Just a Dumb Human, Like You | Oh my god, the best, BEST smut. This is for you fans that are shamelessly attracted to Teddy in Hulkling mode. 

(Source: citizendickbag)


ironfries:

adenofiniquity replied to your post:Can we still ask you your top 3s? Well, just giving it a shot. It’s kind of embarrassing to ask this but i’m really curious…what’s your top 3 favorite Steve/Tony sex positions? ohmygoshiasked (runs away out of shame)

Do you have any fic recs for said favorite position? Because that sounds like heaven.

I HAVE RETURNED FROM GOING THROUGH FICS

HERE IS A LIST OF FICS WHICH CONTAIN TONY RIDING STEVE (some with different sex positions also but who cares? PORN FOR EVERYBODY). the first half has riding as the main porn @ U@ there are probably some more fics going around but my eyes hurt from browsing so many pages so let’s just stick with these

And bonus spanking fic:


I was just scanning trough this movie magazine what came up in the last month. And just now I realized that there was an article about Fanfiction.

impulssi:

“Over 90% writers and fanfiction readers are woman. That’s why the products are focused on sex and erotics almost without exception.” says the magazine